Always Judge a Joburger By Their Converse.

You’ll always know what type of person you’re dealing with, just by their Converse All Stars. How, you ask? It’s simple:

High Top’n’Torn: sporty, energetic, and normally doesn’t give a crap about what you think. This person is usually the one unafraid to go to the club alone, and leave having had the most fun. You’d probably prefer our grey souvenir t-shirt.

Doodle Toes: We’ve seen the little cartoons you draw on the white bits of your All Stars; you’re a daydreamer, you have a lot on your mind almost all the time and the world is nothing but a distant cacophony of everything you want nothing to do with. Have you seen our JHB tee in green? It’s just as dreamy as the look in your eyes.

Clean, STILL white and perfectly tied laces: Firstly, congratulations on not getting a single scuff mark on yours, you meticulous devil, you. You’re a likeable person; just enough for people to say they know you, but not enough for them to actually know you. We think the best way to look as enigmatic as your shoes, is with our red JHB Souvenir Tee.